Mark Allen

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I’m obsessed already! As covered in The Colony Courier Leader, the elusive Shane Carruth (director of Primer) was at a Colony, Texas indoor swimming pool last week shooting a brief underwater scene for his film Upstream Color. Carruth’s follow-up to Primer was initially to be the ambitious A Topiary, then later it was reported this low-budget, peculiar-sounding drama would precede that. The film is currently in pre-production in the Dallas area, reportedly using local actors.

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(via my twitter feed, bold ‘RT’ are their original tweets, preceding non-bold text is my response)

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— YEAH!!! I’m yanking’ it too dude! RT @XXxxxx Pulling for #tebow tonight!!!.

— Also: #Obesity #Diabetes #Illiteracy #Drooling #Foxnews RT @xxxxXx #Tebow Generates More Social Media Mentions Than #Rodgers, #Brees, #Eli & #Brady.

— Children scream in terror… fans drown themselves in Reddi-Whip… Bibles angrily thrown into arena dumpsters… RT @xxxxx #Tebow goes down and loses the ball...

— That it measures 3.16″? RT @XxxxXxxxxx A quiet #Tebow story you haven’t heard...

—  You left out “…and a fan base of mouth-breathing pig-people” RT @xxxxxxxxx Verse 3:16 (Football, a Bible Verse and a Quarterback Named Tim) Well done good and faithful #Tebow.

— @XxxxXxxxxx @_MarkAllen You censored the link out of my tweet liberal liar scum.

— He’s like Siegfried & Roy combined! RT @xxxxxxxxxx Watchin #tebow work his magic.

— @XxxxXxxxxx @_MarkAllen You are a hateful person.

— What a surprise! RT @xxxxx Chocolate cake and #Tebow, two of my favorite things!!.

—  Is that # your weight? RT @XxxxxXxxxx btw - make no mistake - I am all #Tebow tonight #316!.

— @Xxxxx_xxx @_MarkAllen No one cares about you! Shut up!.

— Hot! RT @XxxxxXxxxx Come on Tebow! I believe! #Tebow.

— Missionary-style! RT @Xxxxxxxx That Focus on the Family ad just NAILED IT!!! #John3:16 #TEBOW.

— Yes! Soon players will guzzle the blood of slaughtered homosexuals on live TV! RT @XxxxXxxxxXX Stoked to see that Focus on the Family invested in this game. Praise the awesome power of #Tebow.

— …with their Special Ed vouchers and lithium tablets. RT @XxxxxXXXX Feel bad for those of y’all that bet on #Tebow.

— In a sugar coma with an entire calzone stuck in their jaws RT @XxxXxxxxXxxx I think the people praying with #Tebow have fallen asleep on the sofa.

— Westboro Baptist God Hates Fags commercials are right around the corner!!!!!!!!! RT @XxxxxXxxxxx The Focus on the Family John 3:16 commercial was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

— @XXXxxxx @_MarkAllen How many people know who Tebow is? millions. how many know @_MarkAllen? 0. shut up loser.

— …or making “sick in the head” the most searched thing RT @XXXXxxxxxx You are sick in the head if you can’t respect Tebow making “John 3:16″ the most searched thing on Google tonite.

— Sizes start at 3XXXLL-Wide! RT @XXxxxXxxx If there was ever a time to buy a TEBOW 3:16 T-Shirt, it’s right now. Get yours at http://XXxxxXxxx.com!.

— I’m sure you meant 150 plus-”sized” salvations RT @xxxxxxx Tebow’s 316 yards leads to John 3:16 Google searches — and 150-plus salvations.

— Praying for math is like Satan’s calculator! RT @xxxxxxxxxx If Tebow can *just* throw 0-6 in the second half, he’ll finish 3-16. Pray.

— What’s the diff… oh, you said “morMon!” RT @xxxxxxxx Nice to see a John 3:16 commercial instead of an “I am a Mormon” commercial. #tebow.

— Tebow fans counting down in helpings of Sara Lee and inhalants RT @XXXxxxXX Tebow is close to “3-16″ mark again..only 4 more incompletions.

— @xxxxxxXX @_MarkAllen Just reported you to Twitter. Heh heh. Not so funny now. #you #gone# bye bye loser.

— Not creepy at all RT @xxxxxxx i now envoke the power of 3:16!!! #tebow.

— @XxxxXxxxxx @_MarkAllen really dude? Is there that much hate in there bc of 1 guy standing for what he believes in? I’ll be prayin for you too...

— Other signs of an aneurysm: drooling, bells palsy, staring… RT @xxxxxxXXX 4 more incompletions and tebow will be 3/16… Is that a sign too?.

— With our unmanageable drool! RT @XxxxxXXx Hey friends… let’s flood CBS with Thank You notes for airing the John 3:16 commercial! #tebow.

— OMGPUTDOWNTHEGUN!!! RT @XXxxxxXX Is he 3-16 right now!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? #tebow.

— Locusts or crickets? RT @xxxxxxx At 3:16 left in the game, Tebow will point towards the heavens and it’s on.

— Ads for Dunkin Donuts certainly didn’t seem to offend you RT @xxxxxxx I saw ads for alcohol, erectile dysfunction and violent movies, and people offended by John 3:16! Unbelievable.

— First the snoring has to stop… RT @XX_XxxxXx A John 3:16 ad: I wonder when the screaming from the Left will start?? #tebow.

— @XX_XxxxXx @_MarkAllen Wasn’t talking about game. You edited out the video clip which was what I was referring to. Did you see it??.

— @XX_XxxxXx I censored it.

— @XX_XxxxXx @_MarkAllen Read your timeline. You basically made my point about the ad. Mock all you want. No one cares.

— Just like Intelligent Design! RT @XxxxXxxxxxX If you switch around tebows passing yards (136) it will make a 3:16.

— @XxxXxxxxxx @_MarkAllen See you in November.

— Tears of pure mayonnaise? RT @XxxXxxxx_XXxx Tebow 3:16 says I’m going to go cry.

— Because I can’t reach the remote with this straight-jacket on… RT @xxxxxxx Please play the John 3:16 commercial again. I need cheering up. #tebow.

—  Would it be inappropriate at this point to admit I had a fantasy last night about Tim #Tebow involving rope, a lazy susan, and a fun-size bag of Tootsie Pops?.

— @XX_XxxxXx I am praying for you @_MarkAllen .

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The excellent Brian Mills and Mike Diamond asked me a million questions for the super-fun FIERTH.com. Did you know I had a nose job when I was five? They dig deep!

H.

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Author Sam Benjamin explains his “Top Ten Porn Movie Soundtracks of All Time”, Pitch!…

We were excited to welcome Weston Bingham and Richard Welch — co-editors/creators of the gorgeous, and rather exclusive, avant-gay art blog EastVillageBoys.com — to Pitch! They made quite an impression, proving to be witty, razor-sharp and enthused (did we mention Weston had quite literally arrived off a plane from Russia to the show? добро пожаловать Weston!) Weston’s acidic wisecracks and Richard’s smashing British good looks created a collective, seductive impact on stage. They were there to tell people exactly what they thought! Nice! Also: yow!

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From: contact@toughenupamerica.com
To: markallen
Subject: Your Award!
Date: Jan 5, 2012 9:23 PM

Mr. Allen,
We would like to let you know that you have made* the “ASSHOLES” section of the Official and World Famous Toughen Up America “Weak List!” Go and check the list http://toughenupamerica.com/Assholes.html to see your placement. Congratulations on being officially certified as a weak person. You are part of the huge problem facing this country. Congratulations on being a true asshole.

God Bless America!

Love,
Toughen Up America

*(some background info here, here, here, here and here)

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Via Rick Perry’s Twitter feed, live from Austin, TX, the post-Iowa Caucus morning of 1/4/12: “And the next leg of the marathon is the Palmetto State…Here we come South Carolina!!!”

(via Dallas Observer)

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via my twitter feed:

- I hope Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari make cameos! #workit

- “As a woman, I need to ask you to plase stop comparing your annual prostate exam to the pinball scene in THE ACCUSED.” Funny! #workit

- Is he going to smell his wife’s dress like in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN? #workit

- I don’t know what could possibly be bad about this show. The jokes appear to be written by Hallmark and it seems to have the political impact of a fart in a mitten. #workit

- I hunky man with 5 o’clock shadow in awkward drag is hilarious. Always will be. I’m sure many drag stars agree. #workit

- A struggling Republican contender could REALLY boost their campaign with a surprise walk-on. Michelle? …Marcus? #workit

- A woman on a diet eating only a stalk of celery at lunch is comedy. A man in drag doing it is comedy gold. #workit

- You know what’s annoying, bad and wrong about this show? The LOUD commercials. #workit

- PopMatters.com on Work It: “..most likely remembered alongside My Mother, the Car & Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire as one of TV’s truly bad ideas.” Some criticisms really are parody-proof. #workit

- Have knee-jerk activists forgotten Monty Python? The Kids In The Hall? …Shakespeare? #workit

- I’m sure Quentin Crisp would have found this show mildly amusing, then forgotten about it. #workit

- So far I’ve laughed 4 times! Good for an ABC sit-com! #workit

- GLAAD telling me not to watch something is like Roz handing Lily Tomlin a memo in 9 TO 5. I’m like, “Thanks, I know just where to stick it.” #workit

- Enjoyed it! Can’t wait till next week! In the meantime I’m going to buy some of the products that were advertised during the show. #workit

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