NYC really takes care of it’s homeless (1/2 empty bottle of Jim Bean). Pile of trash on E 48th Sreet sidewalkt.

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In NYC, the Buchanan is as close as one can get to the Branford without staying at the Dakota.

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I hope NYC waits until after I leave to get obliterated.

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That suspicious blood bomb Koran car in midtown is preventing me from taking the uptown 6!

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Off to my friend’s UES oh-so-ROSEMARY’S BABY building for tonite. Friends w/NYC apartments are worth their weight in tannis root.

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Headed to the columbarium at St. John the Divine to visit the ashes of a friend who died three years ago.

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I swear I just saw Bob Dylan on Grindr.

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Headed to a screening of Francois Ozon’s HIDEAWAY with @Bill Weber. Excited!

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Thanks for everyone’s concern & emails. I’ve been to a doctor & my Fangoria-looking snake bite is not a big deal & healing up quickly. It was indeed a garter snake.

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Crossing Williamsburg bridge on M train past my old Pitt St. digs & into B’klyn while listening to Nico’s “It Was a Pleasure Then” on headphones. It’s been an intersting 2 days! (decades?)

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New Wonton Garden noodle shop, Mott Street, Chinatown, 12:44 AM (open ’till 2!)

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Brian Turner’s @btrnr ‘84 high school yearbook defacing, another page…

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Brian Turner @btrnr had a peculiar way of defacing his Coughlin High School, Wilkes Barre ‘84 yearbook as a kid

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Got bit by a garter snake while mowing lawn today. Attached to my leg & had to yank it off. Harmless but freaky.

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LIVE: Seven Second Delay at Upright Citizens Brigade Theater (report, audio, pics)

Rev. Sam A. Adreades and Mark Allen (photo: Jeff Moore)
Praying the gay away...

I was coached by a priest that’s part of an “ex-gay” program in front of a live audience at Upright Citizens Brigade Theater last week, as part of Ken Freedman and Andy Breckman’s excellent Seven Second Delay program. The audio archive of the show is up at the 7SD site, as well as some great photos by Jeff Moore. What happened? Well, the power of Christ is still trying to compel me. A lot of my friends — who were great — came out to see me do comedy, and it was instead this awkward, what-the-hell-is-happening kinda thing. The show was… cringe-y, but interesting. Ken and Andy were their usual showman selves, very fun. Rev. Sam A. Adreades of NYC’s Village Church/G.A.M.E. program was great, and a real sport to come out and put himself on the line like that (we’re having lunch this week, and I’m attending G.A.M.E.’s next meeting). He’s a good guy! Did people laugh? There were some clucking tongues and boos when Sam was discussing his opinions about the Kinsey report. It got a bit tense in the audience at one point, and there was some snickering when Sam was praying for me. People seemed to not know if they should be laughing or not. When I was up there I was thinking “How do I get into these situations?” Only one person after the show (an old activist friend) told me what I did was “irresponsible.” I’m glad I did it. And 7SD is known for this kind of thing. There was an EMT crew standing behind me while it was happening (they were there for the competitive eating guy). At one point Andy Breckman tried to turn me straight by surprising me with old black and white Joey Heatherton footage from The Tonight Show. That didn’t work either.

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Got bit by a garter snake while mowing lawn today. Attached to my leg & had to yank it off. Harmless but freaky.

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Size: 8″ x 12″

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I tried to sneak out a fart real quietly at work today and concentrated so hard on precise sphincter control that I almost had a heart attack.


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Recommended: listening to Gill Melle’s ANDROMEDA STRAIN sdtk. while riding the upstate train, as the setting sun flickers rapidly along the Hudon river landscape

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Sheep Meadow, Central Park, NYC

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