If James O’Keefe had tried to seduce me on a boat, he’d have had in the bag. Ohh, James! I have low standards & I’ve written for the NYTimes! OMG, call me!
Posted by Mark Allen on 30 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Archive for September, 2010
I’ve been in the country too long. The “becoming one with nature” moment happened a long, long time ago. By this point it’s 4am, Mother Nature’s switched off the music & turned on the lights, everyone looks less-pretty, and a few people are talking about going to the Bijou.
Posted by Mark Allen on 28 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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I love scanning the background crowd in the Ann Coulter/Michael Lucas GOProud video event for people I might know. So far: 0.
Posted by Mark Allen on 28 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Sending frigid stares, cold shoulders & chilly NYC attitude to my LA friends.
Posted by Mark Allen on 27 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Heard C’villeR1 was the bull-riding equivilant of JG Ballard’s CRASH. Wishing riders safe recovery! Charged for R2 tonite. #PBR
Posted by Mark Allen on 26 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Mark & Jim hiking Sleepy Hollow Trail, North-South Mountain pass, Palenville, NY, 9/25/10
Posted by Mark Allen on 26 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
Saturday Night Live stole my “Jim & I are having our gay wedding at the Ground Zero Mosque & you’re all invited” joke!
Posted by Mark Allen on 26 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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The adjective “power” in “power bottom” is a far-too-nice euphemism. All bottoms are basically Dostoyevsky’s Underground Man, peering out at the world from between their own ass cheeks, instead of a wooden floor.
Posted by Mark Allen on 24 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Remote meadow campfire w/Mark, Jim & Michael, Catskill mtns, Oak Hill, NY, 9/22, 1:30AM (incidental ukulele: Jim Krewson)
Posted by Mark Allen on 22 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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At an auction in Oak Hill, New York. WHO WANTS GUNS?!?!
Posted by Mark Allen on 21 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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On 7SD @UCB Theater, 8/25/10 (photo: Jeff Moore)
Posted by Mark Allen on 21 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Beyond kick-ass. Cindy & Bert doing “Her Hund Von Baskerville” on German TV, 1969 (via Brian Turner)
Posted by Mark Allen on 20 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Pro Bull Riding is on! #twitter #annoying #relentless #toomuch #rude
Posted by Mark Allen on 19 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Look what Jim brought back from Northampton: TOWN DUMP…the board game! “The one with the most trash wins.” Goodbye weekend!
Posted by Mark Allen on 19 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Sometimes when I lean forward on a table I imagine I have two enormous, heaving breasts slowly unfurling out of my shirt, exposing themselves to everyone, causing a scandal. Mmm…they feel so supple & firm. The air feels so cool on my skin. My nipples are getting hard! Ohhh! #achildsimagination #lsdflashbacks
Posted by Mark Allen on 18 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Apparently there was a tornado in NYC (Brooklyn) just now?!?! Wha?? Everybody okay? Did a house fall on anyone?
Posted by Mark Allen on 16 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Men, how to keep your hubby happy: every once in a while surprise him with a mountain of nachos
Posted by Mark Allen on 16 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, chopped up baby parakeet, french-fried eyeballs rolling down a muddy street, fisheye stew, filleted worms, yum yum pig’s bum, scab-o-matic custard, green snot pie, baked dog’s giblets, dead cat’s eyes & a cup of sick to wash it down!
Posted by Mark Allen on 16 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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YIPEE! (also: EEK!) Super-exciting “Pitch!” news today…the pressure’s back on baby! http://www.pitchshow.org
Posted by Mark Allen on 15 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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I’m gonna throw on a wig, get in the SUV, drive down to our local high school and find myself a husband!!! #carpediem
Posted by Mark Allen on 14 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Pressure’s on! Hmm..outwitting this goal requires all my skill & cunning acquired from a lifetime watching Chrissy Snow & Kelly Bundy on TV!
Posted by Mark Allen on 13 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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After a life addiction, I’m giving up coffee, cold turkey. Health? No, vanity (my skin). Hope I don’t shut down my liver despite my face.
Posted by Mark Allen on 12 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Tonight’s the last banjo, washboard, pickin’ & hollerin’ Appalachian Trail bonfire hootenanny of the summer. Should I stay or should I go?
Posted by Mark Allen on 11 Sep 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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The Flying Lizards: A Band Arranged According to the Laws of Chance [Sound Collector #6, 2001]
Who Is Harry Stephen Keeler? [A To Izzard, A Harry Stephen Keeler Companion, Ramble House]
Bob [blind]
David [deaf]
Greg Walloch
[cerebral palsy and famous]
Kevin [lost left leg]
Victor [too skinny]
Derek [lost most of right arm]
Trip to the Middle of Nowhere
Paris
Columbine High School
Archives of Harry Stephen Keeler
Central Park at night
