Archive for December, 2010

I think my latent gerontophilic tendencies are from watching syndicated episodes of MONTY PYTHON on PBS as a child…

…which repeatedly featured a scraggly, wrinkly, old man slowly advancing from the background… or is it? No! It’s a sexy, early-70’s Michael Palin in octagenarian drag, saying “It’s…” right into the camera, with party-voice. Gerontophilia conditioning!

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I had a nightmare I was on an 80’s game show & lost $50,000 because I couldn’t answer the question “What is ‘jam’ and how do you ‘pump it up?’” THERE’S NO ANSWER!

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OPEN CALL: Are you a natural ham who likes fake gore? Love horror? We’re looking for a 4th performer to pitch live onstage to the editor of FANGORIA at Jan. 18th’s “Pitch!” Email me! (http://pitchshow.org)

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Hanging in our stairwell, good morning! “Richard Simmons & Friend” by Jim Krewson, 42″x54″ airbrush canvas, 1998.

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Good thing we have a fireplace.

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Does our record player look insane? It’s made of various dust-covered 80’s components.

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Seven inches of @NeilHamburger anyone?

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Living room floor record-listening party day photo 2. Yes to a 5th cup of coffee! Allan Sherman is shrimping me.

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No work today! Woo-hoo! Snowed-in… it’s a living room floor record-listening party day! We’re in our socks!

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Shoveling to the shed to get to the snow blower is a genius annual move.

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You can’t really tell from this photo, but the antenna blew off our roof during last night’s white out.

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Wow look at this giant snow drift, it almost covers one of our windows! “Run Danny! Run and hide!”

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…but the collision point of man & mother nature is often an embarassing faux pas. #itsparkay

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The snow drift that swallowed our porch makes my summer’s white paint job look like yellowed teeth in comparison!

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Merry Christmas! Did everyone have a good cry?

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Pretty great! #eclipse

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Tom Judson and I are jogging next to each other on treadmills in a converted church gym comparing anal wipe brands #lunareclipselunacy

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Also, don’t drown any cats in ponds next to all night hot dog vendors in Central Park tonight, in case you’d planned that. #argento #inferno

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If I go outside tonight at 2:41AM will an army of neighborhood cats eat me alive while a choir sings Carmina Burana in the background?

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Is it true? Isn’t DADT repeal the 1st stand-alone pro-gay legislation passing through Congress in U.S. LBGT history? It happened on Obama’s watch.

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Had a dream I was getting a blowjob from a ghost. Woke up on the kitchen floor with my dick in a jar of Fluff. #imtheghostofchristmaspresent

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I’m just surprised that GOProud was intellectually dwarfed by Lady Gaga. #DADT

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R.I.P. Captain Beefheart :(

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Google Ngram Book Viewer: making people who Google themselves sadder than ever…

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Google Ngrams Book Viewer 1990-2008: Michelle Malkin vs. drywall …sorry Michelle! (but you’re gaining ground!)


See Michelle Malkin vs. drywall here.

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