Archive for February, 2011

10… 9… 8… counting down until the first major news outlet accidentally switches photos of John Galliano and Muammar Gaddafi.

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A Report on our February 15th PITCH! With Dan Glass, Flloyd, Jason Wachtelhausen and Yamaneika Saunders …and Nancy Birnes and Bill Birnes of UFO Magazine!

Read all about it here.

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Been listening to Muammar Gaddafi’s translated rant all day played over warbly tapeloops of dissonant 1950’s organ roller rink music.

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In other revolution news: @Neil_Hamburger seducing a growing army of angry @BritneySpears fans to attack him on Twitter should be an inspiration to us all.

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The “Go Crazy With Android” commercial with the girl stalking the guy from the tree outside his window is an advertising masterpiece.

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PITCH’s next editor is from a transsexual lifestyle magazine… are you a transsexual who has a story to tell? Have you been touched by a transsexual and want to talk about it? Got gender issues? Rants? Want your story published?

Show is March 15th! Contact Mark or Greg if interested… We’d love to have you!

(http://pitchshow.org)

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The best fashion spread I’ve seen in a long time, by Slava Mogutin for Vice…

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Watching the ‘76 made-for-TV sequel LOOK WHAT’S HAPPENED TO ROSEMARY’S BABY. Howling! If Polanski’s original is your fave film, avoid this.

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“You want me to ‘grow a pair?’ Grow a pair of testicles, so I’d have four testicles and somehow that’ll help make me braver and better able to deal with stress, staggering around like a baboon with four balls hanging down?” - Mark Corrigan, PEEP SHOW 7

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“I’m going home. I’m walking home now.” - Griffin Dunne, AFTER HOURS

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Thanks for PITCH! y’all!

I’m still throbbing from last night’s PITCH! The show had a breech birth start, but performers Dan Glass, Flloyd, Jason Wachtelhausen, Yamaneika Saunders and Bill & Nancy Birnes of UFO MAGAZINE (and the audience) shoved it back in rightways, and yanked it out screaming! I’m sore! *whew!*

(full blog report coming soon)

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Hanging with Bill & Nancy Birnes of UFO MAGAZINE at V Bar… talk about fascinating conversation! *zoinks!*

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Live tonight onstage at “Pitch!” Please stop throwing things!

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LIVE: “Pitch!” Tonight!

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http://PitchShow.org/ …tonight!!!

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Champagne, foie gras & bladder control. Billboard ad near us, Catskill Mtns.

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LIVE: PITCH! February 15th! Yamaneika Saunders! Flloyd! Jason Wachtelhausen! Dan Glass! …and Nancy Birnes and Bill Birnes of UFO magazine! Plus your hosts Mark Allen & Greg Walloch!

Hey New Yorkers! Tomorrow night! February 15th’s PITCH! With performers Yamaneika Saunders! Flloyd! Jason Wachtelhausen! Dan Glass! All performing and pitching to Nancy Birnes (Editor-in-Chief) and Bill Birnes (Publisher, host of UFO Hunters on The History Channel) of UFO magazine… the only magazine devoted entirely to UFO’s, alien abductions & UFO government conspiracies! Tuesday, February 15th, 7PM, at Horse Trade Under St. Marks theater, 94 St. Mark’s Place (btwn 1st & A). Only $5 at the door!

Read more here: http://pitchshow.org/blog/
or here: http://www.pitchshow.org/

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Prepping for host Bill (and Nancy) Birnes at “Pitch!” next Tuesday with DVDs of his History Channel show UFO HUNTERS. Spooky. Hope he likes our abductees… I mean storytellers!

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Congratulating Egypt with Kenneth Cole & Lady Gaga sneers has the global impact of a fart in a mitten. #USA

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Don’t sneeze!

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Time for lunch…

I’m going to hire a car three hours into Manhattan for a lonely, 3- Gimlet lunch at 21… like some sort of millionaire madman. Then I’ll march over to the offices of The Daily Planet and demand to see Superman — a communist — and rant loudly about Igor Gouzenko and Elizabeth Bentley to security, then pass out for the evening under one of those troll bridges in Central Park.

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Nikolaj Lie Kaas’ various t-shirts are the bonus prize of Lars Von Trier’s THE IDIOTS.

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Happy Birthday James!! xo

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We’re watching ESCAPE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN and RETURN FROM WITCH MOUNTAIN, with a bottle of red. These films had a huge impact on me as a kid! Ike Eisenmann was my first crush.

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Wow! Nancy Birnes (Editor of UFO magazine) will now be joined by husband Bill Birnes (Publisher and host of UFO HUNTERS on History Channel) at next week’s PITCH! We’ll have the world’s one and only “UFO power couple” on stage! …one week from today!

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