Sometimes I get drunk and crank-call Gore Vidal in Esperanto.
Posted by Mark Allen on 30 Mar 2012 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Archive for March, 2012
Media stories in reverse…
Posted by Mark Allen on 30 Mar 2012 | Tagged as: Random Posts
KONY 2012: A drug-crazed nude father makes a film about a popular Ugandan war criminal, everyone loses interest, he sobers up & moves on to dance videos. #mediastoriesinreverse
Lindsay Lohan: A zombie rises from the morgue and uses the US legal system to magically transform into a young, fun-loving gal who goes to Disneyland. #mediastoriesinreverse
2012 GOP: A rich Mormon slowly increases his ranks, then they all have a Colonial-themed costume party and banish their Queen to Alaska. #mediastoriesinreverse
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The collective hope of MegaMillions losing ticket holders is regurgitated back into the universe as “pink slime.”
Posted by Mark Allen on 29 Mar 2012 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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I heard several times during the 90’s and 00’s, from different sources, that it costs way more to man the booths and machines, charge and run the whole fare system of the New York City subways than it makes from it… and that having the subways be free of charge would put the MTA at a financial advantage. Was/is this true, or is it a crypto-urban legend spouted by ex-anarchist squatters running for city Mayor on the independent ticket?
Posted by Mark Allen on 28 Mar 2012 | Tagged as: Random Posts
…it came up again because this happened today. Actually, I think free subways would turn the trains and stations into Warriros-like Hell-holes. So, that’s a plus.
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Anyone else notice Jon Stewart turns orange-ish for a few days every month? I’ll begin taking screen shots of THE DAILY SHOW to document this weird phenomenon.
Posted by Mark Allen on 28 Mar 2012 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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10… 9… 8… counting down till the first wave of fake Tim Tebow Grindr ads surface on NYC gay blogs.
Posted by Mark Allen on 28 Mar 2012 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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What next, ads for Grindr? Madonna’s MDNA advertised on Drudge Report 3/28/03
Posted by Mark Allen on 28 Mar 2012 | Tagged as: Random Posts
Elton John may hate Madonna, but Matt Drudge doesn’t!
(screen capture 3/28/03 11:30 AM)
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On the MDNA cover doesn’t it look like a starving Madonna has her face pressed against the window of a 1950’s-themed diner, staring longingly down at someone’s cheese fries?
Posted by Mark Allen on 26 Mar 2012 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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If Romney is an Etch-a-Sketch… then Santorum is a flammable, out-dated Halloween costume made of asbestos.
Posted by Mark Allen on 22 Mar 2012 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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When alone at parties, I’m always paranoid I’ll strike up a conversation with a flash-mobber just as they’re counting the seconds to their cue.
Posted by Mark Allen on 22 Mar 2012 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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“You got your Merzbow in my Stan Brakhage!” “You got your Stan Brakhage in my Merzbow!!”
Posted by Mark Allen on 21 Mar 2012 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Vomiting drag queens are really hot right now.
Posted by Mark Allen on 20 Mar 2012 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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While #BitTorenting a #leaked #Madonna #MDNA #Mediafire #hyperlink off #Twitter on my #iPhone #4Gs in a #WalMart parking lot after buying #carb-free #baconnaise, a #NissanCube full of #tweens drove by and yelled “faggot!”
Posted by Mark Allen on 20 Mar 2012 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Republican drama queens wail about one obscure sentence in the Bible and scream that gay marriage leads to sex with dogs… yet when it comes to women’s basketball coaches their willing suspension of disbelief stretches a mile.
Posted by Mark Allen on 20 Mar 2012 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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I like how Jason Russell dealt with “cracking under the pressure of making a viral video that became too popular” …by making another one that’s even more popular (in an altogether different way). Can’t wait for the third!
Posted by Mark Allen on 18 Mar 2012 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Why does no one ever use the winking frowny face emoticon? It says so much! ;(
Posted by Mark Allen on 15 Mar 2012 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Would people be mad if I took wheelchair martial arts lessons without being handicapped? Can I just buy a wheelchair? I think it would be such a kick-ass skill.
Posted by Mark Allen on 14 Mar 2012 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Did everyone see the Obama/Bell video? I’m beginning to think Andrew Breitbart died from embarrassment.
Posted by Mark Allen on 08 Mar 2012 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Using birth control may make you a slut in a few people’s eyes, and apologizing to appease your sponsors may make you a bigger slut in a few other’s… but allowing an outmoded radio pundit to again lure you into a ratings-boosting controversy by complaining about him definitely makes you the dumbest whore of all time.
Posted by Mark Allen on 05 Mar 2012 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Davy… Andrew… will Lindsay become the inevitable “number three” tonight? On live television? #ratings #SNL
Posted by Mark Allen on 04 Mar 2012 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Eat up America!
Posted by Mark Allen on 03 Mar 2012 | Tagged as: Random Posts
Sign on the front door of upstate New York roadside convenience store Stewart’s
(the sign is referring to the store’s brand of ice cream), March 3rd, 2012.
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The Flying Lizards: A Band Arranged According to the Laws of Chance [Sound Collector #6, 2001]
Who Is Harry Stephen Keeler? [A To Izzard, A Harry Stephen Keeler Companion, Ramble House]
Bob [blind]
David [deaf]
Greg Walloch
[cerebral palsy and famous]
Kevin [lost left leg]
Victor [too skinny]
Derek [lost most of right arm]
Trip to the Middle of Nowhere
Paris
Columbine High School
Archives of Harry Stephen Keeler
Central Park at night
