during Tuesday night’s RNC, via my twitter feed:
- Do you think it’s a coincidence that the background behind the RNC speakers is an image of human sperm undulating in a cervix?
- At McDonald’s today I said hello to a table full of seniors who were talking about the RNC. One said to me, “Chris Christie’s a real firecracker!” between phlegm-clearings.
- RNC drinking game: just drink.
- The GOP base may be white, but their souls are beige.
- Idea for a new GOP issue: why light beige-colored Crayons can’t be named “flesh” again (like pre-1962?) I could see Bill O’Reilly screaming for an hour about this.
- Ann Romney is caparisoned in a lovely red dress.