Mark Allen

Shot of the fresh snowfall outside my home office window. Isn’t it lovely? twitter.com/_MarkAllen/sta…

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 29, 2012

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— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 29, 2012

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Don’t you think the years between the fall of the Berlin Wall and 9/11 were kind of suspenseful? Like in a Hitchcock/Bernard Herrmann way?

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 29, 2012

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The suspense on the internet between Thanksgiving and New Year’s Day used to be so much cooler.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 28, 2012

In the pre-00’s internet, that 6-week lack of activity allowed web-addicts to glamorously wallow in a void of link-less, update-less ennui.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 28, 2012

Now, Facebook & Twitter have invaded that annual angst-fest like Daytona Spring Breakers armed with Jello-shot and super-soakers.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 28, 2012

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Glad to see someone bringing the raw-steak-on-a-shiner look back… with style! (with @matthewgogo) twitter.com/_MarkAllen/sta…

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 27, 2012

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Did you just see that rerun of Twilight Zone on TV where the NRA went back in a time machine and gave a press conference in 1959? #tcot

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 21, 2012

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Since the world is blowing up tomorrow… me, Heather and Heather are walking around the cafeteria taking a lunchtime poll.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 20, 2012

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Is there anything hotter than Dean Stockwell in THE DUNWICH HORROR?

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 20, 2012

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In America it’s easier to buy an arsenal of assault weapons and bullets than it is to vote without an ID. #tcot

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 19, 2012

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GOP arguments to make people dislike gun control are similar to arguments James Holmes used to make movie-goers dislike BATMAN movies. #tcot

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 19, 2012

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GOP wants to push the mental health laws debate instead of gun control debate. Bad idea! The majority of their base will end up committed.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 15, 2012

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Who looks better in a dress, @anncoulter or @drudge?

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 12, 2012

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I’ve just returned from Art Basel feeling like a newborn baby, with a diaper… a diaper full of ART!

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 10, 2012

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A gallery of stuff I saw at Art Basel, Miami 2012.

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Made a sign of the cross as we passed the Versace shooting sight. #miami

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 9, 2012

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So thrilled to meet Vito Acconci! I’m happy to shake the hand of the man that performed “Seedbed.” #artbasel

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 8, 2012

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Random attendees, Art Basel Miami #artbasel twitter.com/_MarkAllen/sta…

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 8, 2012

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Art Basel, Miami, 2012

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Art Basel, Miami, 2012

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I am the champagne Terri Schiavo!!! #miami #artbasel #Whotel

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 4, 2012

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Do these bags look pantsy?

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 2, 2012

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