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“My Ass” - by Mark Allen


“My Ass”
- written and performed by Mark Allen (2012)
- drums by Jim Krewson
- photo by Mark Allen

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Here’s me performing “My Ass” live in NYC in 2013.

Here’s a high quality audio WAV version.
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YouTube version here.
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Here’s a video of me performing my poem “My Ass” (with Jim Krewson on drums) on The Robin Byrd Show, recorded with my iPhone laying on the floor below me.

Here’s a video of me performing my poem “My Ass” (with Jim Krewson on drums) on The Robin Byrd Show, recorded with my iPhone laying on the floor below me. Read reviews of the show here and here.

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LIVE: Seven Second Delay at Upright Citizens Brigade Theater (report, audio, pics)

Rev. Sam A. Adreades and Mark Allen (photo: Jeff Moore)
Praying the gay away...

I was coached by a priest that’s part of an “ex-gay” program in front of a live audience at Upright Citizens Brigade Theater last week, as part of Ken Freedman and Andy Breckman’s excellent Seven Second Delay program. The audio archive of the show is up at the 7SD site, as well as some great photos by Jeff Moore. What happened? Well, the power of Christ is still trying to compel me. A lot of my friends — who were great — came out to see me do comedy, and it was instead this awkward, what-the-hell-is-happening kinda thing. The show was… cringe-y, but interesting. Ken and Andy were their usual showman selves, very fun. Rev. Sam A. Adreades of NYC’s Village Church/G.A.M.E. program was great, and a real sport to come out and put himself on the line like that (we’re having lunch this week, and I’m attending G.A.M.E.’s next meeting). He’s a good guy! Did people laugh? There were some clucking tongues and boos when Sam was discussing his opinions about the Kinsey report. It got a bit tense in the audience at one point, and there was some snickering when Sam was praying for me. People seemed to not know if they should be laughing or not. When I was up there I was thinking “How do I get into these situations?” Only one person after the show (an old activist friend) told me what I did was “irresponsible.” I’m glad I did it. And 7SD is known for this kind of thing. There was an EMT crew standing behind me while it was happening (they were there for the competitive eating guy). At one point Andy Breckman tried to turn me straight by surprising me with old black and white Joey Heatherton footage from The Tonight Show. That didn’t work either.

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Got bit by a garter snake while mowing lawn today. Attached to my leg & had to yank it off. Look at it now. Eww…

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I tried to sneak out a fart real quietly at work today and concentrated so hard on precise sphincter control that I almost had a heart attack.


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Recommended: listening to Gill Melle’s ANDROMEDA STRAIN sdtk. while riding the upstate train, as the setting sun flickers rapidly along the Hudon river landscape

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Sheep Meadow, Central Park, NYC

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At the Metropolitan Museum of Art, NYC

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DRESSED TO KILL

Download now or watch on posterous

IMG_1657.MOV (1559 KB)

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Lunch: beef okonomiyaki with fish flakes at Otafuku, E 9th St., NYC …yum!

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I still can’t look at this corner of St. Mark’s & 3rd and not think it’s a CGI-animated scene of NYC 2012A.D. from ROBOCOP IVXXI or something

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