Mark Allen

My favorite album to have sex to is, always has been, and always will be, Diamanda Galas’ SAINT OF THE PIT.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) April 10, 2013

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Hey NY’ers! I’ll be performing “My Ass” live (along with the handsome Jim Krewson on drums) on the legendary Robin Byrd Show stage, Saturday, April 13th. *gasp!* Yes, that Robin Byrd Show. She’s the virtual Ed Sullivan Show of classic NYC! (if you don’t count Glenn O’Brien’s TV Party). Jim and I will be providing the “beat poetry” portion of the evening… and in honor of Robin’s greatness we’re gonna go totally insane on stage! Get tickets here. They’re selling out!

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“I thought you said, ‘Earn more sessions by sleeving!’”

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) April 10, 2013

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— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) April 9, 2013

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Lesser-known factoid: Roger Ebert was a prominent member of the Harry Stephen Keeler Society! @harryskeeler

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) April 4, 2013

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April fools jokes are as cool as bacon.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) April 1, 2013

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Uncle Monty RIP

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) March 29, 2013

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Now watching CON ARTIST, the doc about Mark Kostabi. I’ve always thought Kostabi was underrated but this comes off as a Steve Coogan parody.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) March 29, 2013

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The scene with Paul HO arguing with Damien Hirst’s personal assistant on the phone in GUEST OF CINDY SHERMAN is a stellar cinematic moment.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) March 28, 2013

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This is so SAD. Can’t we do something? Taylor Mead Vs. His L.E.S. Landlord: nypost.com/p/news/local/m…

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) March 24, 2013

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This office told me they’ll only accept my submitted form via fax, so I’ve gotten out a phone book to see who in town has a time machine.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) March 22, 2013

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— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) March 19, 2013

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Are Linkedin email reminders coded messages sent backwards in time by cyborg rebels, warning me of a dystopian future? Or is it a trick?

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) March 19, 2013

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Check out my interview with go-go boy, custom fashion designer, creator of 8.5 cologne, and star of the upcoming film The GoDoc Project… Matthew Camp! Discover the brains behind the beefcake over at Huffington Post Gay Voices.

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Thanks @awl and @titivil for pointing out complete archive of Omni mag theawl.com/2013/03/the-fu… (and Mark was never seen or heard from again)

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) March 15, 2013

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Altman’s TANNER ‘88 is totally blowing me.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) March 15, 2013

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You should be able to ring the buzzer of apts you once lived in NYC and ask to use the bathroom and they have to let you, by law. #bloomberg

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) March 11, 2013

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Waiting in line already for a video game with interactive versions of each NYC nightclub described in every SNL Stefon sketch. #snl

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) March 10, 2013

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I think Johnny Depp is tremendous in 2013 in the same way Patsy Stone thought Ivana Trump was tremendous in 1993.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) March 9, 2013

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Looks like Joel Hershman’s criminally un-seen 1993 film HOLD ME, THRILL ME, KISS ME may finally get a DVD release: facebook.com/pages/Hold-Me-…

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) March 9, 2013

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In case you haven’t seen it, this “How Much Should a Writer Get Paid” conversation at @awl is kinda blowing my mind:theawl.com/2013/03/how-mu…

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) March 7, 2013

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At the start of a new project I feel like Dawn Davenport about to open her Xmas present. By the end I feel like..well, you’ve seen the film.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) February 26, 2013

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Just send all the money directly to me… worthpoint.com/worthopedia/ma…

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) February 23, 2013

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“Gallon smashing” is a late (and more publicly passable) mutation of “male gunge” or “male sploshing.”

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) February 22, 2013

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