Mark Allen

The GOP is Tyler Durden, the GOP is the other Tyler Durden, and Trump is Marla Singer (Jeb Bush was Meat Loaf) #GOPDebate

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) February 26, 2016

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Wearing a fur coat & soaking my toes in Listerine while eating raw spinach out of a bag & watching HOUSE OF WAX ('05 remake w/ Paris Hilton)

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) February 22, 2016

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This informative and enlightened discussion between six full grown adults is a moving tribute to recently deceased Justice Scalia #GOPDebate

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) February 14, 2016

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Donald Trump's talking points about 9/11, Bush & Iraq war exactly identical to Rosie O'Donnell's at this point #GOPDebate

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) February 14, 2016

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A photo posted by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Feb 8, 2016 at 5:41pm PST

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EVERYTHING'S FINE pic.twitter.com/BnqZILfP0G

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) February 7, 2016

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🍆 @MatthewCampNYC is super jacked in a new movie about masturbation 👅 https://t.co/jyK7Hz3sLc pic.twitter.com/0fdsyIjPmj

— World of Wonder (@WorldOfWonder) January 22, 2016

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I love Spanish film site https://t.co/kqgUn4ok8o's take on SOCK JOB! https://t.co/SERIVcbgBI

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 31, 2016

@_MarkAllen pic.twitter.com/tchG6uNQOZ

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 31, 2016

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Tonight Marco Rubio sounded like a broken record, and not the cool 180 gram vinyl kind, either #GOPDebate

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) February 7, 2016

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Jeb Bush talks exactly like John Candy's "Pre-Teen World" character from SCTV #GOPDebate

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) February 7, 2016

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Ted Cruz has *lived* NAKED LUNCH, man #GOPDebate

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) February 7, 2016

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Guests on The Robin Byrd Show used to end every answer by plugging their personal websites too #GOPDebate

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) February 7, 2016

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to a intro best That was the beautifully ever most start debate ever #ACB #GOPDebate

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) February 7, 2016

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Totally great https://t.co/vtKCByWCd7

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) February 6, 2016

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Or, Hudson, NY pic.twitter.com/OCUEZ70LVx

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) February 6, 2016

Or, Hudson, NY pic.twitter.com/He986VOvum

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) February 6, 2016

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The constant split screen is very revealing. Waiting for Ed Holcroft invention from LONDON SPY to start zeroing in on their eyes #DemDebate

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) February 5, 2016

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Melania Trump at the press conference in all-red is a dead ringer for c.1970 Vampirella.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) February 2, 2016

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Fitness goals pic.twitter.com/5nTKrpDT71

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) February 1, 2016

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