Mark Allen

…aaand here to read you the results of your latest HIV test, Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty!

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) February 27, 2017

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I think that was evil of Karl Lagerfeld sneaking Meryl Streep's photo into the "In Memorium" segment. He's such a BITCH!

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) February 27, 2017

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Oscar for Best Hair goes to THX 1138

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) February 27, 2017

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Wind-swept man-bun happening now on Warren Street

A post shared by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Feb 25, 2017 at 12:22pm PST

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"That was that woman in the hamburger ad. You know the one that pops out of the big bun, with the great legs?" #mindovermurder #1979 #madefortvmovie #recommended

A post shared by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Feb 26, 2017 at 3:25pm PST

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RIP Bill Paxton (one of his earliest roles was the star of Barnes & Barnes' "Fish Heads" video)

A post shared by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Feb 26, 2017 at 8:27am PST

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I think it's finally time to replace that nose hair trimmer I've been using since 1989. #remington #nosehairs #1980s

A post shared by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Feb 25, 2017 at 7:45am PST

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#shanecarruth #atopiary #springreading

A post shared by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Feb 24, 2017 at 5:59pm PST

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"She seems to have vanished into thin air. To say nothing of the fact she was wearing only her nightgown." #deathsmilesatamurderer #Lamortehasorrisoallassassino

A post shared by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Feb 23, 2017 at 6:43pm PST

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Really excited about my new Grindr photo. #grindr

A post shared by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Feb 22, 2017 at 1:18pm PST

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"Yeah, a Hamilton Beach blender." #intruder #grocerystorehorror #1989

A post shared by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Feb 19, 2017 at 4:44pm PST

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Cabin fever

A post shared by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Feb 18, 2017 at 5:49pm PST

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I loved TRAIN TO BUSAN! #traintobusan

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@ericfuckingandre interviews the hot babes of instagram

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Underrated book #plasticsurgerydisasters #winstonsmith

A post shared by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Feb 13, 2017 at 11:15am PST

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The kinds of things that excite me

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