DrudgeReport.com
retro codger dump
odd grump, or erect?
GOP drum? erect rod!

www.HuffintonPost.com
ugh, wimp town won’t scoff!

http://www.Facebook.com
p.c. chat womb! wtf? o, we ok

http://www.Ebay.com
why be a comp twwt?

Gawker.com
we cork mag

BoingBoing.net
ongoing net bib
being big? no, not

http://www.Amazon.com
watt? *zap!* hmm…own two

Salon.com
mas colon
no macs? Lo!
so calm, no?

http://www.en.Wikipedia.org
go tipe-pin? we withdraww! k?

http://www.NYTimes.com/
hmm, went styptic. wow!
twit spy cent! wow! hmm…

NYTimes.com/pages/Style/index.html
ace ed lengthens stylist mommy pix
telexing stylist mom nymphs, ace ed!
hmm, ace ed lynx typesetting isms, lo!

AndrewSullivan.com
a column drivel swan
column views, ‘la Rand
can mul own drivel, as!

MySpace.com
macs copy me
scope my cam

Netflix.com
men fix clot