Mark Allen

Unanswered #grindr

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Unanswered #grindr

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Unanswered #grindr

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If I have to sing "Kumbaya" one more time…

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 18, 2017

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Underrated comp

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Fanning out on my Harry Pussy records this fine Sunday morning (speakers pointed out windows). Greatest live band of the 90's. The 90's…*sniff!* #harrypussy

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"I'm not interested in hearing your tape fantasies." #decoder #1984 #somebizarre

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TBT: I once unsuccessfully tried suicide by iPhone

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"I'm pregnant and I ate the same thing those bears' mother ate!" #prophecy

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TBT, 1992: I invented this look

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Hmm what should I have

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Thoughts and prayers going out to Charles Manson

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 3, 2017

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I like how the friction of winter hats turns my bleached, straw-like hair into tendrils. Should I go the whole hog and get WHITE BOY BLOND DREADLOCKS? I'm one Vanilla Ice CD away from doing it. Don't dare me.

A photo posted by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Jan 1, 2017 at 2:26pm PST

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My New Year's resolution is to finally start smoking. My goal is to work up to a pack a day. My doctors say I'm right at the age where if I start now I most likely will die before I develop any tobacco-related health complications. It's time. Anybody else out there trying to start? #day1

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"I heard you run up the stairs like a phantom." #ms45

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Underra… actually, adequately rated comp

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So it's settled: Mariah Carey is worse than Hitler

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 2, 2017

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Mariah Carey's New Year's Eve performance was better than The Cramps' 1978 Napa State Mental Hospital gig

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 1, 2017

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How many mornings have I accidentally put cumin in my oatmeal instead of cinnamon? I've lost count. Times I've eaten it anyway? Same number.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 30, 2016

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