Mark Allen

Loud, Click-y, Fake Typing Done So My Boyfriend Can Conveniently Overhear It Through The Wall In the Next Room and Think I’m Actually Working On My Manuscript When I’m Really Not (see, sometimes we have little ‘wars’ at home about which of us uses his time more constructively), Anyway, and I Also Thought I Would Just Put On My Blog Because It’s Writing, Right? I’ll-Show-Him Who’s More Ambitious, Organized and Has It More Together, Dammit (Pt. 2)

Posted by Mark Allen on 18 Jan 2007 | Tagged as: Fake Typing For My Boyfriend To Overhear

4 Responses to “Loud, Click-y, Fake Typing Done So My Boyfriend Can Conveniently Overhear It Through The Wall In the Next Room and Think I’m Actually Working On My Manuscript When I’m Really Not (see, sometimes we have little ‘wars’ at home about which of us uses his time more constructively), Anyway, and I Also Thought I Would Just Put On My Blog Because It’s Writing, Right? I’ll-Show-Him Who’s More Ambitious, Organized and Has It More Together, Dammit (Pt. 2)”

1. on 19 Jan 2007 at 7:49 am   JimLA
   
   

   “…I was your car bitch.” Cool.

2. on 19 Jan 2007 at 8:15 pm   Sprague Dawley
   
   

   “does anyone have a toenail uncurler”. Brilliant.

   BTW, when the BF gets tiresome, this guy lives nearby in Cairo…

   http://www.tomjudson.com/flipside.html

3. on 25 Jan 2007 at 2:29 am   spazmo
   
   

   “tell me everything like i’ m god.”
   (Psst…Mark, as a god, you must already know everything!)

   Sprague? That’s just freaky.
   Tom Judson (Gus) was the guy that turned me onto Mark Allen in the first place!

   BTW, how the hell do you navigate his new website?
   His index page is just a random picture with a visitor counter at the bottom…am I missing something?

4. on 02 Sep 2007 at 1:36 am   tpa
   
   

   you came up on my google alert so i spellchecked and translated to french and then back again your old post:

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