Funny Letters
Posted by Mark Allen on 03 Apr 2007 | Tagged as: Random Posts

| Name: | Mark Allen |
| Location: | New York |
| Writer: | The New York Times, NPR's All Things Considered, Artforum, Vice, AfterElton |
| Radio: | NPR, WFMU, Hearing Voices |
| Live: | Risk!, Cornelia St. Cafe, The Moth |
| Other: | Facebook, Twitter, email, (scroll down for more) |


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I, Roommate: The Robot Housekeeper Arrives |
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Inner Decor: Brion Gysin's Dreamachine |
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Going Home Again, in a Worried Mind's Eye + (pics) |
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A Cellphone for Calling Butterfield 8: The Hulger/Pokia |
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His New York State of Mind |
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Times Square at 100: Once I Was You |
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Automated Voices in the Air |

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Just Say No(t Really) |
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UNT's Bruce Hall vs. The Phone Sex Tape Bandit |
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My Childhood Sewer |
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I Wrapped a Giant Condom Over Jesse Helms' House |
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Football & the Homosexual Brain |
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A History of Drywall |
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Famous Film Locations on GoogleEarth |
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I Suffered Stendhal Syndrome at Universal Studios! |
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The Teacher Who Influenced Me the Most in High School |
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Pinko Commie Square Pegs: My 9th Grade Punk Fanzine |
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The Cyber Crush/ The Cyber Crutch |
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Infinity People |
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The Day I Was Protested Against |
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It's Not Gonna Be OK |
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Sociopaths: They're Gonna Make it After All! |
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A History of Christian Stand-Up |
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Christian Database Restores My Faith In Film Snobbery |
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I Know a Secret or Two About Goo: Male Gunge |
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The Tunguska Explosion of 1908 |
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Art Crimes |
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A History of Amusement Park Dark Rides |

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Sex Tape (2008) |
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Edge (2008) |
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My Hands (2008) |
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Shaving Party (1989) |
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Swimming Pool (1989) |
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Raw Mudland Killers (1989) |
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Assassination Adventure (1988) |
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Three Textures & a Conversation (1985) |
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Attack of the Killer Prunes/Invasion of the Sleeping Bag People (1981) |
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Untitled #1 (1981) |

The Flying Lizards: A Band Arranged According to the Laws of Chance [Sound Collector #6, 2001]
Flying Lizards website
Who Is Harry Stephen Keeler? [A To Izzard, A Harry Stephen Keeler Companion, Ramble House]

Bob [blind]
David [deaf]
Greg Walloch
[cerebral palsy and famous]
Kevin [lost left leg]
Victor [too skinny]
Derek [lost most of right arm]

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My 9/11 photos: downtown NYC that morning |
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My 9/11 photos: "ground zero" that night |
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A large gallery of photos I have taken (early 00's) |
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A larger gallery of photos I've taken (early 00's) |
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Some photos I took in the Catskills |
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Mark Allen photos by Hans Fahrmeyer, and the stories |
Trip to the Middle of Nowhere
Paris
Columbine High School
Archives of Harry Stephen Keeler
Central Park at night

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Shorter |
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After a Bike Ride, Paradise is Lost |
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The Teacher Who Influenced Me the Most |
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Stendhal Syndrome in Hollywood |
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Football & the Homosexual Brain |

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My WFMU Show |
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My WFMU Blog Posts |

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Road Trip: Travelers' Tales |

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What Would It Be Like To Be a WFMU DJ On Another Planet? |
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Skin Condition in Romania (pt. 1, 2, 3, 4) |
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Peculiar Sci-Fi Costumes of Dave T. Smith |
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Abu Ghraib: Torture, or Art? |
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JonBenet Convicted in Mark Karr Case |
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Re-visiting Taxi Driver Locations |
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Vegitarianism a Gate Drug to Breatharianism? |
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My Ultimate Disguise |
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Bushisms |
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My Ass |
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The Jar |
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Pedestrian Spy |
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Equation To Calculate Gay NYC... Now |

"Beatrice"
"Tonight It's Going To Be All About Not Being All About Me"
"The Nothing, Nothing, Nothing Cake"


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Andrea Naschak (April Rayne) + interview |
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John Friedrich |
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Thomas Haustein |

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